Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.

A true teacher defends his students against his own personal influences.

A teacher affects eternity he can never tell where his influence stops.

Prosperity is a great teacher adversity a greater.

We can teach a lot of things but if the teacher can't relate by talking to a group of friendly students he'll never be a competent teacher.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

The doctrine of the Kingdom of Heaven which was the main teaching of Jesus is certainly one of the most revolutionary doctrines that ever stirred and changed human thought.

Only one person in a million becomes enlightened without a teacher's help.

A good teacher like a good entertainer first must hold his audience's attention then he can teach his lesson.