Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities a sense of humor a sense of style a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

It is quite true as some poets said that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor creating him a reasonable being yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

In prehistoric times mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times humor offers us a third alternative fight flee - or laugh.

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor but not for their folly.

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun enjoy life and feel alive.