Happy is the person who knows what to remember of the past what to enjoy in the present and what to plan for in the future.

It's funny because '1600 Penn' was the first time I really started to read the reviews because I am an executive producer and I wanted to see what people were enjoying and not enjoying as a means to an end right?

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now while we can with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.

You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.'

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny I have to get ticked off about something.

I have an inability to enjoy things but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy we wouldn't be funny I guess.

If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny people laugh. If it's not they don't.

I'm just not one of those naturally funny relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves and I'm a professional funny guy.