I want to branch out. I want to write. I write poetry. I want to see my children grow up well.

Teach you children poetry it opens the mind lends grace to wisdom and makes the heroic virtues hereditary.

Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie.

When you want a break from dogs and you take them to the kennel to the stars no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!

Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs 13 birds and 3 horses what does that tell you?

We have three cats. It's like having children but there is no tuition involved.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

People in Afghanistan want peace including the Taliban. They're also people like we all are. They have families they have relatives they have children they are suffering a tough time.

I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world.