I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least I'm that superstitious about it so I don't want to take any chances.
Even when I was a kid I had a good thing with kids. To this day if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids I swear to you I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.
When angry count to four when very angry swear.
I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole series in a weekend.
Utility is the great idol of the age to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.