This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.

My books are shelved in different places depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section sometimes in the Humor department and occasionally even in the Literature aisle which is somewhat astounding.

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

I can't grill vegetables shellfish or steaks without tongs. Don't bother with those long-handled grilling tongs normally found in the BBQ section of your home store. Get intimate with your grill and opt for the regular stainless steel tongs.

I think people are confused about what the Tea Party is. I mean they were a broad cross-section of Americans who came together concerned about our debt and our spending. And they're interested in constitutional limited government. And so they're not one group of people. They're thousands of small groups all over the country.

No government can help the destinies of people who insist in putting sectional and class consciousness ahead of general weal.

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection it feels good when you get one but you forget it the moment you're past it.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

In order to properly understand the big picture everyone should fear becoming mentally clouded and obsessed with one small section of truth.