One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.

The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: 'If I stop to help this man what will happen to me?' But... the good Samaritan reversed the question: 'If I do not stop to help this man what will happen to him?'

That God cannot lie is no advantage to your argument because it is no proof that priests can not or that the Bible does not.

From the solemn gloom of the temple children run out to sit in the dust God watches them play and forgets the priest.

Eskimo: 'If I did not know about God and sin would I go to hell?' Priest: 'No not if you did not know.' Eskimo: 'Then why did you tell me?'

Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.

Well of course I think people can be forgiven. But our justice system is not set up to dispense forgiveness. You can go to the local priest for that.

I guess now that I think back I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.

The true poet for me is a priest. As soon as he dons the cassock he must leave his family.

If you want to lose your faith make friends with a priest.