A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning.

Everybody likes a kidder but nobody lends him money.

President Obama likes to talk about the Buffett Rule. Well here's a Buffett Rule that all Americans should be able to support: mom and pop businesses should not pay a higher tax rate than Fortune 500 corporations like Warren Buffett's.

Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.

I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks. I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms. I love feeling alive I love walking out in the cold in my bare feet and feeling the ice on my toes.

Maybe you don't like your job maybe you didn't get enough sleep well nobody likes their job nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life but you know there's no escape there's no excuse so just suck up and be nice.

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and besides the pig likes it.

I'm one of those women who likes to chat and share knowledge and pass it around.

A young imagination is bold likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to well imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur that the computer mouse is a hotrod that the box is a cave that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.