I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors not accountants.

Growing up my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

In the name of Hypocrites doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.