A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks mostly sits.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid but most stupid people are conservatives.

Conservative n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy that is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Conservatives sense a link between television and drugs but they do not grasp the nature of this connection.

There are a lot of conservative people a lot of moderate people Republicans Democrats in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot dogging it.

Music is the language of the heart and conservatives always screw it up.

Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings about making money about doing stories that are easy to cover.