The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife your tolerance level goes down and you realize that with someone much younger there's nothing really to talk about.

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

As I approach my 88th birthday it's become apparent to me that my eyes and ears among other appurtenances aren't quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing.

A woman my age is not supposed to be attractive or sexually appealing. I just get kinda tired of that.