Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

Funny enough if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery we look at them and go I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind like a mild disability some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

When I go to a bar I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Madam I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life let us swear eternal friendship.

The Dalai Lama's entire being is about peace and harmony forgiveness and self-discipline. Those are qualities to be admired. I am really looking forward to meeting His Holiness.

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back he is looking at the forgiveness of sins.