They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

My object will be if possible to form Christian men for Christian boys I can scarcely hope to make.

I hope to work with kids any way possible.

Would it be possible that I should not in any degree succeed? I can scarcely think so. Ah delusive hope how much further wilt thou lead me?

Before I do a play I say that I hope it's going to be for as short a time as possible but once you do it it is a paradoxical pleasure. One evening out of two there are five minutes of a miracle and for those five minutes you want to do it again and again. It's like a drug.

You promised to take care of me and not to turn your back on me. How is it possible that you never wrote to me even once and you never came back to see me? Do you think that it is fun for me to spend months even years without any news without any hope!

I think it's impossible to judge whether another person should come out. You just hope they will on their own time and their own terms.

Pity the selfishness of lovers: it is brief a forlorn hope it is impossible.