I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was quite a boy. I never had to pass a test because there wasn't such a thing when I first started driving a motor car. So I didn't have to pass one.

I sing both in my shower and in my car mostly in my car because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.

I once bought an old car back after I sold it because I missed it so much and I had forgotten that it never ran. It was a British racing car. You know because I just wanted it back. I could only remember what was good about it.

Whenever I drive under a yellow light I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car.

The will is never free - it is always attached to an object a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Boys they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine and I'm keepin' 'em!

I never listen to music in the house I listen to music in the car.