At home in L.A. Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.

Great big serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great big serious novel and a funny novel the funny novel is doomed.

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down and when they're having a good time I can carry on the joke.

My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

There's a great power in words if you don't hitch too many of them together.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.