Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.

All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes we'd profit from them.

I'm not saying that love always takes you to heaven. Your life can become a nightmare. But that said it is worth taking the risk.

Love can consign us to hell or to paradise but it always takes us somewhere.

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair.

It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.