Plus I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
When the shriveled skin of the ordinary is stuffed out with meaning it satisfies the senses amazingly.
You know when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with some people in Hollywood that are supposedly 'in the know ' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it but I'm not.