I don't think there's any independent cartoonist whose stuff I don't like or respect in at least some way or another. We're all marginal laborers - we're practically medical oddities - so I don't see why we can't all be nice to each other.

Compassion is a practically acquired knowledge like dancing. You must do it and practice diligently day by day.

The first presentation of my show was given in May 1883 at Omaha which I had then chosen as my home. From there we made our first summer tour visiting practically every important city in the country.

The subject of history is the gradual realization of all that is practically necessary.

All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume in practically every human being and certainly in almost every newborn baby that there is an active will toward health an impulse towards growth or towards the actualization.

It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

And the funny thing is I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

When I was in jail I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.