Even if you're unhappy just pretend that you're happy. Eventually your smile will be contagious to yourself. I had to learn that. I used to think 'I'm being fake ' but you know what? Better to be fake and happy than real and miserable.

But I'm not like sad depressed miserable person. I guess sometimes I give off that impression.

You won't find me in a romantic comedy. Those movies don't speak to me. People don't come to talk to me about those scripts because they probably think I'm this dark twisted miserable person.

The trouble with many men is that they have got just enough religion to make them miserable. If there is not joy in religion you have got a leak in your religion.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.

The Vedanta recognizes no sin it only recognizes error. And the greatest error says the Vedanta is to say that you are weak that you are a sinner a miserable creature and that you have no power and you cannot do this and that.

Everyone in L.A. is very positive and upbeat whereas London can get quite miserable at times.

My wife is the most awesome person in the universe. She's made this experience much less miserable for me with her compassion patience and understanding.

When I was in the first grade I was afraid of the teacher and had a miserable time in the reading circle a difficulty that was overcome by the loving patience of my second grade teacher. Even though I could read I refused to do so.