I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.

No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

When he came back from downtown he had forgotten to bring his license his identification the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.

When there's a war people get married.

I guess because it feels more open but I think being married is way sexier because it's really like your soul partner in a permanent fashion and then you strive for it to be something permanent and that type of commitment and trust if you can achieve it is so good for the soul.

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos he's Steve Jobs.