I think that men know how to romance a woman and most do it well at least for a time otherwise women wouldn't marry them. The problem is that most of them begin to rest on their laurels.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

On one issue at least men and women agree they both distrust women.

I always say God should have given women one extra decade at least especially if you want a family. You're trying to pack a lot in.

Words of wisdom are spoken by children at least as often as scientists.

The most excellent and divine counsel the best and most profitable advertisement of all others but the least practiced is to study and learn how to know ourselves. This is the foundation of wisdom and the highway to whatever is good.

If I am fool it is at least a doubting one and I envy no one the certainty of his self-approved wisdom.

Who is wise in love love most say least.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I of course used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.