On August 28 2010 Fox News messiah Glenn Beck hosted a 'Restoring Honor' revival meeting featuring sexy guest star Sarah Palin much as Bob Hope would roll out Raquel Welch in white go-go boots on his U.S.O. tours to give our fighting men a morale lift in their khakis.

A recent Pew Hispanic survey found that more than 70 percent of illegal immigrants from Mexico are interested in a guest-worker program and then returning home.

To be an ideal guest stay at home.

It is the personality of the mistress that the home expresses. Men are forever guests in our homes no matter how much happiness they may find there.

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.

Many talk about a guest worker program. I think most reasonable people believe that a guest worker program in the farming industry perhaps in the gardening and landscape industries is reasonable.

Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.

It only looks like I get to eat a lot of food on TV. I really just get the one bite and the crew and guests eat everything else.

The people I want are very famous and very rich and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky.

Now having had this experience I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show it seems that the most entertaining parts on other reality shows are when they make their guests look foolish.