You gotta love livin' baby 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

So if you stay ready you ain't gotta get ready and that is how I run my life.

Money isn't the most important thing in life but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale.

It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

Of course I'd like to produce and direct a blockbuster but you gotta build up to that. So now I'm learning from a bunch of little movies. And it's more fun with smaller pictures. It's more creative.

I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years 'cuz he ain't gotta worry about getting re-elected.

In the inner city there's a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling sorry for myself and took responsibility for every part of my life. No more pity parties. I've gotta love me more than anybody else loves me.

Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

Gotta stay in the gym stay funny stay sharp. I just love working.