Hairdressers are a wonderful breed. You work one-on-one with another human being and the object is to make them feel so much better and to look at themselves with a twinkle in their eye.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings but we'll work late and be honest.

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

The better a work is the more it attracts criticism it is like the fleas who rush to jump on white linens.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead in fact without one.

As a cure for worrying work is better than whiskey.

It took a lot of blood sweat and tears to get to where we are today but we have just begun. Today we begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave our children is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today.

As with most liberal sexual ideas what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women.

I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet.

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won if only the men had voted.