What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power the will to power power itself in man.

God hangs the greatest weights upon the smallest wires.

And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and thankfully he did.

Now that I'm more mature in a funny way I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago we could write our male characters funny and flawed but not the women. And now thankfully it's completely different.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

All right everyone line up alphabetically according to your height.