Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head John Conyers says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it signed by a president who smokes funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?

You can have a lot of unhappiness by not having money but the reverse is no guarantee of happiness.

Actions are right in proportion as they tend to promote happiness wrong as they tend to produce the reverse of happiness. By happiness is intended pleasure and the absence of pain.

You traverse the world in search of happiness which is within the reach of every man. A contented mind confers it on all.

My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance and in inverse proportion to my expectations.

Happiness exists on earth and it is won through prudent exercise of reason knowledge of the harmony of the universe and constant practice of generosity.

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am.

The Universe is one great kindergarten for man. Everything that exists has brought with it its own peculiar lesson.

We're a diverse society and I think the TV is doing a great job in showing that we're all human beings that we can all get along that we can all be together and I think that's a marvelous thing.