With the world as it now presents itself there is something perverse and probably dysfunctional about a person who stays in the same house for 40 years. What about the expanding family syndrome the school-lottery migration the property portfolio neurosis? Have you no imagination?

The first piece of music that captured my imagination was probably Ray Charles Live At Newport.

I've got quite a vivid imagination and I'm easily overwhelmed by sensations and things that are beautiful or scary. I don't think I've ever seen a ghost - I think I'm probably haunted by my own ghosts than real ones.

My identity is linked to my grandmother who's pure Filipino as pure as you can probably get. And that shaped my imagination. So that's how I identify.

If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.

I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funny.

Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony.

And I would be the first to admit that probably in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit.

Down the road I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on and humor.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.