I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is nothing is more boring people like this. For me it's OK. But most of my friends at least they smoke and drink.

Do you know it's funny but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.

My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

Never floss with a stranger.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.