I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.

If you want to be thought a liar always tell the truth.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell the name will carry.

I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks they are always locking three.

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.