How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.

The most simple things can bring the most happiness.

Happiness contentment the health and growth of the soul depend as men have proved over and over again upon some simple issue some single turning of the soul.

When we recall the past we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?

On a level plain simple mounds look like hills and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects.

Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

Two hundred years ago our Founding Fathers gave us a democracy. It was based upon the simple yet noble idea that government derives its validity from the consent of the governed.

Government is force pure and simple. There's no way to sugar-coat that. And because government is force it will attract the worst elements of society - people who want to use government to avoid having to earn their living and to avoid having to persuade others to accept their ideas voluntarily.