If you're married and you have a wife and you really love your wife is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? And that's how I feel about my relationship with Jesus Christ is that it is the most important thing in my life.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not you'll become a philosopher.

All I can say is that I'm getting married in the future. I've narrowed it down to that.

I mean I'm married first of all to one of if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny attractive hard-working she has integrity she loves me to bits.

Also in a funny way if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things but mostly it was funny.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about he goes off and gets married.

I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

My fear is that as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage so we get married.