I don't think there's anything they can say about me that I haven't said about myself already. And I would be an absolute total liar and my fans would not respect me if I said that my life and my marriage are perfect. But we absolutely love each other we have fun together - it's great.

Marriage is a financial contract I have enough contracts already.

Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love aren't you already there?

So if you stay ready you ain't gotta get ready and that is how I run my life.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life that we are high priests Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that people. See where that goes.

What if you gave someone a gift and they neglected to thank you for it - would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer you must truly appreciate what you already have.

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.

Literature adds to reality it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides and in this respect it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become.