The return of my birthday if I remember it fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said 'Remember my son if you ever need a helping hand you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents you know.

It is lovely when I forget all birthdays including my own to find that somebody remembers me.

The way I see it you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

All the world is birthday cake so take a piece but not too much.

Every year on your birthday you get a chance to start new.