What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'

With a recent birthday I've been acting now for twenty years.

When I was in elementary school I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.'

Citizens thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world.

If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years which rejected it.

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time then two years later you'll be like 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

If you look over the years the styles have changed - the clothes the hair the production the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself it's really the same.

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2 000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

A lot of folks believe their best years are behind them. But I want Americans to recognize that's not true.