I am in fact Superman. Every morning I wake up and go into a telephone booth and change my costume and then go to work.

When you were a volunteer for the Bush-Cheney campaign you came in the morning you had a supervisor who gave you a list of calls to make and a time to do it in.

I really am super lazy and doing long hair especially mine is a big pain in the butt. It's filled with cowlicks and kinks and curls and frizz - and it was taking too much time in the morning.

Three groups spend other people's money: children thieves politicians. All three need supervision.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

I think if I could be any superhero it'd probably be my mom... but I don't think I'd look too good in high heels so it's not gonna happen.

My mom had gotten a Super 8 camera to make home movies with and my brother and me got our hands on it and ran with it.

They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband and they assume I'm going to be just full of wisdom as a mother and wife myself.

Trying to be Supermom is as futile as trying to be Perfect Mom. Not going to happen.

I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman.