I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot.

Frankly I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is.

The United States brags about its political system but the President says one thing during the election something else when he takes office something else at midterm and something else when he leaves.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it but somebody always does.

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.

If you don't like the President it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don't like the Governor it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don't like me 90 cents.

You may think the president is all-powerful but he is not. He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President I'm beginning to believe it.

Oh that lovely title ex-president.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.