I've had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married and another list of the reasons for their divorce you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Bachelors have consciences married men have wives.

Well married a person has wings poorly married shackles.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she won't drink from my glass.

Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.