College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

It is virtually impossible to compete in today's global economy without a college degree.

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.

I learned law so well the day I graduated I sued the college won the case and got my tuition back.

I didn't do improv in college I never performed I didn't do theater either. I was in student government I was a history major.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did why in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

We kinda look at this as the second or third chapter of our lives. After college most people figure out what they want to do with their lives. But we already know what we want to do in the future and that is to continue to further our business goals.

I never remember having a plan. All I could think about was how I was going to afford to get into college or where I was going to stay because I hated being at home. I didn't really have time to think about anything in the future. I didn't think about a career or anything. I went to uni got a couple of jobs so I sort of funded it myself.

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart and what I contributed to the house was I was the funny one.