When I thought I was retired I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

Besides I'm a gypsy at heart and I like to travel around.

I've got a real sense of three-dimensional geometry. I can look at a flat piece of fabric and know that if I put a slit in it and make some fabric travel around a square then when you lift it up it will drape in a certain way and I can feel how that will happen.

I think kids ought to travel. I think it's very good to carry kids around. It's good for them. Of course it's tough on the parents.

When I travel I love speaking to women around the world about the things that inspire them the fashions they like what makes something good and what would make it even better.

I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes I do get paid to go to parties in fact I'm the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party I'm always working or promoting something.

The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Any time you think you have the game conquered the game will turn around and punch you right in the nose.

I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time.