I married beneath me all women do.

One was never married and that's his hell another is and that's his plague.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Instead of getting married again I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I enjoy being single but I loved being married.

I like getting married but I don't like being married.

When you have a baby love is automatic when you get married love is earned.

When I get married it'll be no secret.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.