The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year but I used the wrong paper. See the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

When I was little I thought isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent and there were 150 people waiting for me all wearing masks of my face.

Only then approaching my fortieth birthday I made philosophy my life's work.