It's funny as you live through something you're not aware of it.

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

At home in L.A. Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late.