You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.

All weddings except those with shotguns in evidence are wonderful.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

When he came back from downtown he had forgotten to bring his license his identification the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

People always complain 'you never invited me to your wedding' but I prefer casual weddings.