Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly except shorter and Jewish.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Money won't buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free it was 1972 with the exception of two little one-shot one-song things. But that's just for friends out of friendship for the people involved and also because it was fun.

Friendship is like money easier made than kept.

Friendship and money: oil and water.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

Money equals freedom.