We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations it gives them hope in their own life.

The day I made that statement about the inventing the internet I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Throughout its history the international Olympic Committee has struggled to spread its ideal of fraternity friendship peace and universal understanding.