Some men know that a light touch of the tongue running from a woman's toes to her ears lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between given often enough and sincerely enough would add immeasurably to world peace.

To die for an idea it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

An American monkey after getting drunk on brandy would never touch it again and thus is much wiser than most men.

Things that I felt absolutely sure of but a few years ago I do not believe now. This thought makes me see more clearly how foolish it would be to expect all men to agree with me.

If you would convince a man that he does wrong do right. Men will believe what they see.

It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

If women were particular about men's characters they would never get married at all.

Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men frightened by their wives or sweeties would give me a wide berth. And the ladies would gang up in a corner to discuss my dangerous character.