If you ask men why they did a good job they'll say 'I'm awesome. Obviously. Why are you even asking?' If you ask women why they did a good job what they'll say is someone helped them they got lucky they worked really hard.

Can I just say here how much I hate the word 'pamper'? While pretending to celebrate and indulge women it actually implies that their bodies are so revolting that even their 'me time' must be dedicated to turning them into living dolls if potential suitors are to be prevented from running screaming in horror.

Women are so much in love with compliments that rather than want them they will compliment one another yet mean no more by it than the men do.

Women do not often fall in love with philosophers.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to 'commit.'

Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough all that running around and sweating somehow believing it means anything).

You know when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with some people in Hollywood that are supposedly 'in the know ' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it but I'm not.

Women more often than not do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening which is just another sort of work.

As with most liberal sexual ideas what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women.

Show me a frigid women and nine times out of ten I'll show you a little man.