In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous stupid and cruel life.

Stupidity is also a gift of God but one mustn't misuse it.

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

We've demonstrated a strong track record of being very disciplined with the use of our cash. We don't let it burn a hole in our pocket we don't allow it to motivate us to do stupid acquisitions. And so I think that we'd like to continue to keep our powder dry because we do feel that there are one or more strategic opportunities in the future.

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.