I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it because it is very true.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.

There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.

My eyesight is not nearly as good. My hearing is probably going away. My memory is slipping too. But I'm still around.

A retentive memory may be a good thing but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory it too good.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self-esteem. They're no good at all.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.