Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal or in other words a meddling government a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking you would have no government.

I like to do weird things in the shower like drink my coffee brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

It's funny I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is nothing is more boring people like this. For me it's OK. But most of my friends at least they smoke and drink.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.